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GO jokes
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Q: How many go-players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but only if the ladder works!
Q: How many go beginnners does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Trick question. They can't do it because they don't see the ladder.
Q: How many go players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. If the bulb is dead, they play elsewhere.
Q: How many go players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. That would be repeating an earlier position.
Q: How many go players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. A lightbulb once played is not allowed to move.
Q: How many go players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. It's dame.
Q: How many go players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, unless there's a wall nearby.
Q: How many go players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but only if he's strong enough to realise that it's important
for his position to be light.
Q: How many go players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None; they have have enough influence to convince someone else to
do it.
Q: How many go players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Six and a half, of course: one, plus 5.5 komi.
Q: How many go players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Four. They have to surround it on all sides before they can remove
it.
Q: Why are beginner go players bad at fishing?
A: They don't know how to use the net.
Q: What happened to the go-playing butterfly-collector?
A: He gave up, he could only catch stones in his net.
What about the supersticious go-player who never dared to play under a
ladder?
Q: What have male cats and go-players got in common?
A: Take away their stones, and they can no longer mark their
territory.
Q: Why did the cyclops die?
A: He only had one eye.
Stories of the hallucinations of a go-beginner who day-dreams about go
- part I:
I found myself at a table last wednesday, with two women and six men,
sitting as follows around a table in the corner of the
room:
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M F M F |
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M M M M |
And I thought to myself: As a male group, we're alive!
Playing Go is like dancing: a bad move and your partner steps all over
you.
Q: What is the difference between the Shakers and groups in a running
fight on a go board?
A: In go, chased groups don't die.
With thanks to :
Keith Ammann
Andre Engels
Martin Gomilschak
Albert Kim
Morten Pahle
David Pemberton
Dan Schmidt
Phil Straus
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